OMG, what a surprise!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 10/20/2013 at 22:07 • Filed to: dots

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A double parked bro-truck! Such an unusual sight!

Manuél Ferrari > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:10

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Did it have trucksticles hanging out back?

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:10

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yup, and no mud flaps >:(

xxstich666xx > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:10

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That's when I park as close as possible to his driver side door.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > EL_ULY 10/20/2013 at 22:11

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So the cars behind you get coated in the liberal amounts of grime kicked up by your knobbly tires.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:12

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+10 inches, yo!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:12

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Yes, that is a Ram hood ornament.

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:18

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yup, i have a little chip in my windshield because a truck similar to this one had like a white rock stuck in the tread and i promise that time slowed down or some shit because i saw the rock coming right towards me clear as day and i couldn't do anything about it, just heard the loud bang off my windshield. Didn't see anything at first til after work when the crack finally appeared, i guess with the heat of the day.

offroadkarter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/20/2013 at 22:57

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Thats not a brodozer, thats just a redneck

fundamental difference here